Thou Shalt Not Covet

Mina shows up at Father Michael's door with Valerie on her arm. The priest expected just one bride-to-be, not two, but he still waves them inside. They barely get seated before he realizes the deal - he's supposed to officiate Mina's wedding, only now he knows she's marrying Valerie, not some guy. His face twists like he tasted something rotten and he shuts them down cold, preaching that lesbian shit sends you straight to hell. The women trade hurt for fire fast. They hit him where it hurts, calling out his pathetic celibate routine and accusing him of wanting everyone as miserable as he is because he can't fuck what he wants. That one lands - they see the crack. The priest blusters, swearing he's untouchable, so the girls tag-team him on the spot, pushing every button they've got. Clothes start coming off, hands wander, and suddenly the holy man's rules don't mean shit once his cock's in the game.